For the birds

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by medical queen (This site is so "educational") on Thursday, 28-Jun-2007 10:31:55

A woodpecker from Hawaii and one from California were arguing about which place had the toughest trees.

The Hawaiian woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole
in the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.

The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely im-peckable (a term woodpeckers like
to use). The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so accepted the challenge.

After flying to California, the Hawaiian woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem. So the two woodpeckers were now confused.

How is it that the California woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the tree in California , but neither
one was able to peck the tree in their own state? After much woodpecker-pondering, they came to the same conclusion...

Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home!

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 28-Jun-2007 11:32:24

oh, hahahaha!. that's classic!

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 28-Jun-2007 14:46:09

LOL very good.

Post 4 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 29-Jun-2007 8:11:08

hahahahahahaha that's great lol